Shabby Elegant
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![]() | Shabby elegant chic Bathroom accessory hardware set heavy iron ivory 6 pieces | ![]() | ![]() | US $45.00 | 7h 51m |
![]() | ELEGANT Victorian Shabby Porcelain Mantle or Shelf Clock ~ ROSES - PEARLS - LACE | ![]() | ![]() | US $35.00 | 16h 31m |
![]() | ELEGANT Victorian Shabby Style "Family" Sign Plaque KEY ~BEADED LACE ~ ROSES | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 16h 38m |
![]() | 6" Lace Hem Elegant White Queen Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pocket New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $139.95 | 18h 2m |
![]() | 6" Lace Elegant White Cal King Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pocket New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $119.95 | 18h 2m |
![]() | 6" Lace Hem Elegant White Queen Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pocket New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $139.95 | 18h 2m |
![]() | SHABBY PINK ROSES~PIPING~RUFFLE~ELEGANT LACE~STANDARD SHAM | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $3.99 | 1d 15h 56m |
![]() | PAIR OF CRISP WHITE WALL SHELVES CERAMIC VICTORIAN ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY 9" | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $14.99 | 1d 17h 29m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant Blue Style rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $109.99 | 24d 19h 55m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $.99 | 2d 6h 52m |
![]() | CHIC ELEGANT WHITE WALL MIRROR SHABBY COUNTRY COTTAGE | ![]() | ![]() | US $34.42 | 2d 8h 28m |
![]() | Shabby Elegant Decor ~ Bouquet Candle Sconce | ![]() | ![]() | US $14.00 | 2d 8h 28m |
![]() | CHIC ELEGANT WHITE WALL MIRROR SHABBY COUNTRY COTTAGE | ![]() | ![]() | US $31.42 | 2d 8h 34m |
![]() | CHIC ELEGANT WHITE WALL MIRROR SHABBY COUNTRY COTTAGE | ![]() | ![]() | US $27.62 | 2d 8h 42m |
![]() | Brand New SHABBY Elegant White BIRD Feeder GAZEBO | ![]() | 1 Bid | US $3.87 | 2d 11h 9m |
![]() | 2 VINTAGE Shabby Elegant & Romantic "Ruffles Bows & Lace" Table Lamps..Charming | ![]() | ![]() | US $65.00 | 2d 13h 26m |
![]() | ELEGANT "SHABBY CHIC" RIBBON AND BOW DESIGNER PICTURE FRAME | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $9.99 | 2d 18h 47m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant White cutwork lace Duvet cover Bedding Set | ![]() | ![]() | US $129.99 | 24d 19h 49m |
![]() | Beautiful Huge Shabby French Victorian Elegant Wood Wall Plaque 4 Coat Hooks | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $8.99 | 3d 5h 56m |
![]() | BEAUTIFUL VINTAGE LINEN PILLOW COVER~SHAM~MONOGRAMMED 'N'~COTTAGE~SHABBY~ELEGANT | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $18.50 | 3d 8h 39m |
![]() | SHABBY COTTAGE CHIC BLACK TOILE ELEGANT LAMP SHADE EMBELLISHED BLACK TASSEL TRIM | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $9.99 | 1d 10h 22m |
![]() | ELEGANT SHABBY SQUARE CHIC BLACK TOILE LAMP SHADE EMBELLISHED BLACK TASSEL TRIM | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $9.99 | 1d 10h 24m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant white lace/ruffle Duvet cover Bedding Set | ![]() | ![]() | US $129.99 | 24d 19h 53m |
![]() | sHaBbY~Elegant~cHiC~Ornate Carved~Standing Tray Table~ | ![]() | ![]() | US $29.99 | 3d 15h 16m |
![]() | 6" Lace Hem Elegant White Full Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pockets New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $99.95 | 3d 18h 2m |
![]() | WHITE ELEGANT COFFEE TABLE ~ WHITE CHIC N SHABBY DECOR | ![]() | ![]() | US $100.95 | 2d 8h 28m |
![]() | Shabby and Elegant Blue rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $119.99 | 24d 20h 10m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant Blue Style rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $119.99 | 24d 19h 55m |
![]() | WHITE ELEGANT COFFEE TABLE ~ WHITE CHIC N SHABBY DECOR | ![]() | ![]() | US $97.95 | 2d 8h 34m |
![]() | WHITE ELEGANT COFFEE TABLE ~ WHITE CHIC N SHABBY DECOR | ![]() | ![]() | US $89.60 | 2d 8h 42m |
![]() | Shabby and Elegant Blue rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $109.99 | 24d 20h 10m |
![]() | Treasures by Shabby Chic Enclosure Cards & Envelopes 4" Elegant Pastels Gift! | ![]() | ![]() | US $5.60 | 4d 2h 41m |
![]() | Simply Shabby Chic Elegant Neutrals Comforter Set - TWIN | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $39.99 | 4d 5h 2m |
![]() | Furniture ELEGANT SHABBY CHIC WOOD Meal TV TRAY TABLE PLANT STAND With 2 Drawers | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 4d 6h 37m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T4 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 40m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.79 | 4d 6h 41m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T1 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 43m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T2 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 45m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T3 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 46m |
![]() | Shabby and Elegant New Pink Cotton Bedding Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $129.99 | 24d 20h 14m |
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shabby Elegant

Joke: Does Tricky get the job with the Inland Revenue?
Tricky is called for an interfiew with the Inland Revenue and asks his accountant for advice.
"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you're a pauper," says the accountant.
Tricky then asks his lawyer the same question....
"Don't let them intimidate you; wear your most elegant suit and tie," says the lawyer.
Confused, Tricky goes to his priest and asks him what shoud he do.....
"Let me tell you a story," says the priest. "A woman, about to be married, asks her mother what to wear on her wedding night. "Wear a heavy, long flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck," she tells her. But when she asked her best friend, she says, "Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel."
"I don't get it," says Tricky. What does all this have to do with the Inland Revenue?"
"The moral of the story is this,"replies the priest. "Whatever you wear, you're still going to get scre#ed.
It's true. I've had to deal with them before and my mother gave me that exact same advise.
I dont think they found it to funny when i DID turn up in a v- neck sexy negligee.
It was so liberating though ![]()
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![]() | Shabby elegant chic Bathroom accessory hardware set heavy iron ivory 6 pieces | ![]() | ![]() | US $45.00 | 7h 51m |
![]() | ELEGANT Victorian Shabby Porcelain Mantle or Shelf Clock ~ ROSES - PEARLS - LACE | ![]() | ![]() | US $35.00 | 16h 31m |
![]() | ELEGANT Victorian Shabby Style "Family" Sign Plaque KEY ~BEADED LACE ~ ROSES | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 16h 38m |
![]() | 6" Lace Hem Elegant White Queen Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pocket New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $139.95 | 18h 2m |
![]() | 6" Lace Elegant White Cal King Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pocket New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $119.95 | 18h 2m |
![]() | 6" Lace Hem Elegant White Queen Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pocket New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $139.95 | 18h 2m |
![]() | SHABBY PINK ROSES~PIPING~RUFFLE~ELEGANT LACE~STANDARD SHAM | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $3.99 | 1d 15h 56m |
![]() | PAIR OF CRISP WHITE WALL SHELVES CERAMIC VICTORIAN ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY 9" | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $14.99 | 1d 17h 29m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant Blue Style rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $109.99 | 24d 19h 55m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $.99 | 2d 6h 52m |
![]() | CHIC ELEGANT WHITE WALL MIRROR SHABBY COUNTRY COTTAGE | ![]() | ![]() | US $34.42 | 2d 8h 28m |
![]() | Shabby Elegant Decor ~ Bouquet Candle Sconce | ![]() | ![]() | US $14.00 | 2d 8h 28m |
![]() | CHIC ELEGANT WHITE WALL MIRROR SHABBY COUNTRY COTTAGE | ![]() | ![]() | US $31.42 | 2d 8h 34m |
![]() | CHIC ELEGANT WHITE WALL MIRROR SHABBY COUNTRY COTTAGE | ![]() | ![]() | US $27.62 | 2d 8h 42m |
![]() | Brand New SHABBY Elegant White BIRD Feeder GAZEBO | ![]() | 1 Bid | US $3.87 | 2d 11h 9m |
![]() | 2 VINTAGE Shabby Elegant & Romantic "Ruffles Bows & Lace" Table Lamps..Charming | ![]() | ![]() | US $65.00 | 2d 13h 26m |
![]() | ELEGANT "SHABBY CHIC" RIBBON AND BOW DESIGNER PICTURE FRAME | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $9.99 | 2d 18h 47m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant White cutwork lace Duvet cover Bedding Set | ![]() | ![]() | US $129.99 | 24d 19h 49m |
![]() | Beautiful Huge Shabby French Victorian Elegant Wood Wall Plaque 4 Coat Hooks | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $8.99 | 3d 5h 56m |
![]() | BEAUTIFUL VINTAGE LINEN PILLOW COVER~SHAM~MONOGRAMMED 'N'~COTTAGE~SHABBY~ELEGANT | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $18.50 | 3d 8h 39m |
![]() | SHABBY COTTAGE CHIC BLACK TOILE ELEGANT LAMP SHADE EMBELLISHED BLACK TASSEL TRIM | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $9.99 | 1d 10h 22m |
![]() | ELEGANT SHABBY SQUARE CHIC BLACK TOILE LAMP SHADE EMBELLISHED BLACK TASSEL TRIM | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $9.99 | 1d 10h 24m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant white lace/ruffle Duvet cover Bedding Set | ![]() | ![]() | US $129.99 | 24d 19h 53m |
![]() | sHaBbY~Elegant~cHiC~Ornate Carved~Standing Tray Table~ | ![]() | ![]() | US $29.99 | 3d 15h 16m |
![]() | 6" Lace Hem Elegant White Full Sheet Set Shabby French Chic 18" Deep Pockets New | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $99.95 | 3d 18h 2m |
![]() | WHITE ELEGANT COFFEE TABLE ~ WHITE CHIC N SHABBY DECOR | ![]() | ![]() | US $100.95 | 2d 8h 28m |
![]() | Shabby and Elegant Blue rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $119.99 | 24d 20h 10m |
![]() | Shabby and elegant Blue Style rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $119.99 | 24d 19h 55m |
![]() | WHITE ELEGANT COFFEE TABLE ~ WHITE CHIC N SHABBY DECOR | ![]() | ![]() | US $97.95 | 2d 8h 34m |
![]() | WHITE ELEGANT COFFEE TABLE ~ WHITE CHIC N SHABBY DECOR | ![]() | ![]() | US $89.60 | 2d 8h 42m |
![]() | Shabby and Elegant Blue rose/pink gingham ties Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $109.99 | 24d 20h 10m |
![]() | Treasures by Shabby Chic Enclosure Cards & Envelopes 4" Elegant Pastels Gift! | ![]() | ![]() | US $5.60 | 4d 2h 41m |
![]() | Simply Shabby Chic Elegant Neutrals Comforter Set - TWIN | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $39.99 | 4d 5h 2m |
![]() | Furniture ELEGANT SHABBY CHIC WOOD Meal TV TRAY TABLE PLANT STAND With 2 Drawers | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 4d 6h 37m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T4 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 40m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.79 | 4d 6h 41m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T1 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 43m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T2 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 45m |
![]() | ELEGANT VINTAGE SHABBY MADE HANG TAGS OR SCRAPBOOKING T3 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $2.99 | 4d 6h 46m |
![]() | Shabby and Elegant New Pink Cotton Bedding Duvet cover set | ![]() | ![]() | US $129.99 | 24d 20h 14m |
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| | Shabby Jewelry box w/Music $39 The dancing ballerina and music box adds a whimsical touch to this jewelry box. The lid features a large mirror and the lower compartment is all felt lined with one side holding ring rolls. Finish: White. Dimensions: W7.13 x D5.25 x H3.75 |
| | Princess Emily Shabby Chic White With Pink Sand-Through Carriage Canopy Twin Size Bed $518 Embellished with Cinderella carriage wheels that are elegantly designed in tubular steel with hand wrought scroll work. Fit for a princess. This twin size arched canopy bed is finished in a "Shabby Chic White" with pink sand-through. Bed frame included. |
| | Princess Emily Shabby Chic White With Pink Sand-Through Carriage Canopy Full Size Bed $591 Embellished with Cinderella carriage wheels that are elegantly designed in tubular steel with hand wrought scroll work. Fit for a princess. This full size arched canopy bed is finished in a "Shabby Chic White" with pink sand-through. Bed frame included. |
| | Ivory Modern Elegant Chair $139 Modern Elegant chair. Manufacturer: Ole. Brand: Ole. Part Number: 12264 |
| | Elegant Sofa - Candytuft Storm $759 Benchmark Upholstery, Elegant Sofa - Candytuft Storm; Frames are corner blocked and constructed with Solid Oak and Select Hardwoods for years of dependable use.; Seatsupport is maintained with Super-Loop Solid Steel no-sag seat springs. On average 14 springs per Sofa, 9 springs per Loveseat and 5 springs per Chair.; Seat cushions are designed to be supportive and comfortable which is achieved by using High Density 1.8 Foam Cores. Cushion cores are Dacron wrapped for extra softness.; Pillow backs are filled with spun and blown super soft hollow fill fiber, which can easily be maintained by fluffing regularly.; All pieces are bench built by individual upholsterer's which gives better tailoring and consistency in quality.; 1 Year Limited Warranty on the hardwood frame against manufacturer's defects. 1 Year Limited Warranty on labor and materials against manufacturer's defects. Does not cover abuse, stains or normal wear and tear.; Dimensions: 40"H x 88"W x 35"D |
| | Elegant Loveseat - Candytuft Storm $719 Benchmark Upholstery, Elegant Loveseat - Candytuft Storm; Frames are corner blocked and constructed with Solid Oak and Select Hardwoods for years of dependable use.; Seatsupport is maintained with Super-Loop Solid Steel no-sag seat springs. On average 14 springs per Sofa, 9 springs per Loveseat and 5 springs per Chair.; Seat cushions are designed to be supportive and comfortable which is achieved by using High Density 1.8 Foam Cores. Cushion cores are Dacron wrapped for extra softness.; Pillow backs are filled with spun and blown super soft hollow fill fiber, which can easily be maintained by fluffing regularly.; All pieces are bench built by individual upholsterer's which gives better tailoring and consistency in quality.; 1 Year Limited Warranty on the hardwood frame against manufacturer's defects. 1 Year Limited Warranty on labor and materials against manufacturer's defects. Does not cover abuse, stains or normal wear and tear.; Dimensions: 40"H x 69"W x 35"D |
| | Elegant Solid Wood Desk - White $199 Bring a touch of elegance to your home office with this solid wood desk. This desk offers a sleek modern design crafted with solid hardwood. The size provides for maximized workspace and the design creates a look that is both attractive and simple. This desk compliments any room and is a great addition to any home office. |
| | Elegant Solid Wood Desk - Black $199 Bring a touch of elegance to your home office with this solid wood desk. This desk offers a sleek modern design crafted with solid hardwood. The size provides for maximized workspace and the design creates a look that is both attractive and simple. This desk compliments any room and is a great addition to any home office. |
| | Contemporary Black Modern Elegant Chair $119 O.Y198-1 modern chair in black. Manufacturer: Ole. Brand: Ole. Part Number: 12235 |
| | Red/Black Modern Elegant Chair $119 O.Y335 red and black chair. Modern contemporary furniture. Manufacturer: Ole. Brand: Ole. Part Number: 12236 |
| | Elegant Solid Wood Desk - Walnut Brown $199 Bring a touch of elegance to your home office with this solid wood desk. This desk offers a sleek modern design crafted with solid hardwood. The size provides for maximized workspace and the design creates a look that is both attractive and simple. This desk compliments any room and is a great addition to any home office. |
| | Elegant Solid Wood Desk with Hutch - Walnut Brown $269 Bring a touch of elegance to your home office with this solid wood desk and hutch set. This set offers a sleek modern design crafted with solid hardwood. The size provides for maximized workspace and the design creates a look that is both attractive and simple. This set compliments any room and is a great addition to any home office. |
| | Elegant Solid Wood Desk with Hutch - White $269 Bring a touch of elegance to your home office with this solid wood desk and hutch set. This set offers a sleek modern design crafted with solid hardwood. The size provides for maximized workspace and the design creates a look that is both attractive and simple. This set compliments any room and is a great addition to any home office. |
| | Elegant Solid Wood Desk with Hutch - Black $269 Bring a touch of elegance to your home office with this solid wood desk and hutch set. This set offers a sleek modern design crafted with solid hardwood. The size provides for maximized workspace and the design creates a look that is both attractive and simple. This set compliments any room and is a great addition to any home office. |
| | Elegant Stool With Wood Seat Featured Waffle-Shaped Back - Set Of 2 $389 Elegant Stool With Wood Seat Featured Waffle-Shaped Back - Set Of 2; Features: Finish: Mahogany; Construction Material: Rubber solid wood; Weight: 39 lbs; Assembly Required?: Yes; Dimensions: 19"L x 17.5"W x 41"H |
| | Gracie Chandelier by Kichler $420 The Kichler Lighting Gracie Chandelier offers a touch of shabby chic to its European decadence. With its glass column, beaded accent chains and K9 optical crystal accents, this chandelier is the belle of the ball. Perfect for elegant dining rooms and opulent entryways. View the Gracie Optional Shades for an extra touch of tradition. Since 1938, Cleveland-based Kichler Lighting has created exceptional lighting in a variety of styles, finishes, colors and designs. With a diverse collection of indoor and outdoor lighting in classic and contemporary styles, Kichler Lighting always focuses on making home lighting that is both beautiful and functional. The Kichler Lighting Gracie Chandelier is available with the following: Details:Glass column and bobechesHanging K9 optical crystal accentsPearl bead detailsSunrise Mist finishRound ceiling canopy72" chain60" extra leadwire, 5-Light; 37.5" extra leadwire, 8-LightUL ListedOptions:Number of Lights: 5 Lights, or 8 Lights.Lighting:5 Lights option utilizes five 60 Watt 120 Volt Candelabra Base Incandescent lamps (not included).8 Lights option utilizes eight 60 Watt 120 Volt Candelabra Base Incandescent lamps (not included).Shipping: This item usually ships in 3-5 days. Dimensions: Chain: Length 72 In. Ceiling Canopy: Diameter 5.5 In. 8-Light Option: Overall Height 112 In., Diameter 28.25 In., Height 38 In. 5-Light Option: Height 24.75 In., Overall Height 100 In., Diameter 17 In. |
| | Elegant Stool With Microfiber Upholstered Seat Featured Waffle-Shaped Back - Set Of 2 $389 Elegant Stool With Microfiber Upholstered Seat Featured Waffle-Shaped Back - Set Of 2; Features: Finish: Mahogany; Construction Material: Rubber solid wood; Weight: 39 lbs; Assembly Required?: Yes; Dimensions: 19"L x 17.5"W x 41"H |
| | Elegant Pub Counter Height Table Featured 18 Butterfly Leaf, Storage Cabinet $469 Elegant Pub Counter Height Table Featured 18" Butterfly Leaf, Storage Cabinet; Features: Finish: Mahogany; Construction Material: Rubber solid wood; Weight: 114 lbs; Assembly Required?: Yes; Dimensions: Table: 60"L x 42"W x 36"H; Base: 21"L x 21"W x 28"H |
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Shabby Embassy Row Buildings in Washington Stir Controversy
howz this??give a astar if u like.........?
A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.'
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.'
Confused, the man went to his buddy, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story,'
Replied the buddy.
'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'
The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?'
The buddy responded: "'No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed"
I loved it.You deserve a star 'cos you made my day.








































